本吧的长句爱好者们快来写长句！ [复制链接]

LS你是寂寞了还是咋了怎么也学会寂寞了?

我在WOW吧......不是内涵，是寂寞

我国语文中的长句是指由约五千年前华夏先民在生产中发明并在生产运用改进及创新并经过秦始皇统一文字运动修改从小篆到隶书再到楷书再到新中国成立之后国务院确定的简化字总表中的简化字和台湾地区现在通行的繁体字所组成的一种特点为冗长缓慢啰嗦复杂得即使是世界肺活量排名第一的人无法在一口气之内念完的源远流长的具有中国新文学主义特色的句式。

We should think about such question that means so much that we can never ignore its effect which will last for many centuries as whether LZ, the 13years old boy in huaxueba, is crazy, the condition of being dangerous to the society which is led by CCP, shorted of China Community Party, which is said to be the only party that can do it well according to practice, namely the numerous wars in the last century.


这种才叫没有营养的长句...= =

Long Sentences of the bar fans Come write a good long sentence like this, the longer you see such a long long sentence or the first time to see you look at it very long to very long course, it is quite a long long the benefits of a long crack that short center but did not run out of steam short of the elite is not what is it not so long a sentence like this who is able to read this sentence in one breath, I replace him or her or its interest to sign up for a long sentence Alliance Medal breath you can not really say ah but this really is not very long you can not repeat ah gasp gasp the words I find you so long I do not believe you can not finish this one go a few there must be 100 words or fifty and sixty you can finish the word it does not matter if you finish too many for you to apply for my Order of breath if you can not blame me bluntly now began to write long sentences that 266 Chinese words You can read what

13F所使用的技巧就是一大堆并列的定语来使句子拉长。。。

话说企鹅居然没在这贴出没真是神奇。。。

我所说的长句是由不管是中文英文法文德文日文韩文西班牙文阿拉伯文希伯来文印度文孟加拉文还是祖鲁文巴西文保加利亚文波兰文俄罗斯文组成的很多个短句的或者长到几十厘米至几百厘米至几十米的长的没边的或者一大句话有很多修饰语的即便世界上肺活量最大的人吃了大麻吗啡可卡因之类兴奋剂一口气还读不完非得分成两半或者三句甚至四句五句来读的这两种句子中的一种或像是你所看到的这个句子这样的两种句子的结合

[i=s] 本帖最后由 humboldtpenguin 于 2009-7-8 13:43 编辑

非常同意板凳、6F、9F和13F的拼王们，并且想对16F说我昨天没看到这帖，并且想对17F说长句你也得加标点啊啊的企鹅由于今天很忙没空写长句而无语路过，并且预告在我实在无聊的时候可能会来发一句1页左右的由美国某部门撰写的大意为劝导大家不要写长句的著名英文长句……（曾试图翻译该长句，结果十分雷人）

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